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R-Tek.png I'm convinced folks who work in large companies wear neck-ties to deliberately stop the flow of blood to their brains. Perhaps this is a self-destruct thing, when the whole of the body decides that removing itself from the Gene Pool is the thing to do. Today, in my ever increasing attempts to find Large Company Marketing that works, I found... RHeroes.

Rational Users, there are heroes amongst us. R-Heroes... using IBM Rational tools and insights to battle the Forces of Evil - Miscommunication, Misalignment, Unreasonable Schedules, and Poor Process. R-Heroes answer the call to action - R U READY TO SAVE THE DAY?
Is this some piece of viral software? Some piece of social engineering ? Perhaps a call-management thing for emergency services ? No.

Whlst Rational is a pretty damn cool set of sofware development tools for sure, but this twaddle ? Does anyone honestly believe this b*llsh*t makes up for cranking out enterprise strength code in some godawful cube for some bunch of intellectually-challenged morally inverse mediocre middle-manager business users at minimum wage in some godforsaken corporate? Mate, if you life is so bad that this is the high point of your day, you are in a bad, bad place. Learn to play the accordian, and learn the words for 'Maries Wedding'. (No Link. Dont look it up)

Please visit the web site, and then see what on earth it has to do with reality. And many thanks to Jake for punching through the bland taste of 10 hours on a train with this link. I owe yer...

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Gravatar Image1 - Look, I'm not having a pop at Scottish County music. Maries Wedding is a bloody cliche there, and the Accordion, whilst an accomplished instrument in the hands of an expert, ranks down there with the Bagpipes in terms of weapons of aural destruction.

Good Scottish is good -hell, my old mans in a Celidh band in Skye - and I used to play it.

--* Bill

Gravatar Image2 - ooh ooh, I feel a bout of "Lheroes" coming on. Once my graphic desingers free up from doing all their real work (ok, in about 10 yrs) we'll draw some sexy Lotus hero avatars and you-all can have a go.

Gravatar Image3 - Bill... I owe you a kicking for even tempting me to look at that site.

Seriously.. HOW is that a good thing for developers?

Gravatar Image4 - I'm a developer, and I think it sucked, No, Really sucked. Sucked the effluent off the top of a sewage plant. Through a crazy straw.

----* Bill

Gravatar Image5 - You a Scot and you don't know how to spell Mairi? Or Ceilidh - I have to admit I'll let you off with that one as I have prob just demonstrated that I can't spell it either. Of course maybe as Scottish County? Music that is how they spelled in in Aberdeenshire but not in Wigtownshire.Emoticon

Gravatar Image6 - ....and tell me that's not 2 phone holsters he has on his belt. Good communication starts with one phone I would have thought.

Yours pedantically etc..

Gravatar Image7 - Can we just say that phone holsters are really really bad in the first place ? I have no desire to be shot in the street by one of our UK policemen because they confused my blackberry for a table leg or a brazillian electrician.

---* Bill

Gravatar Image8 - *ahem* Codernauts *ahem*

Gravatar Image9 - @7 Definitely. One of my colleagues interviewed someone for a job. The guy did alright but wasn't outstanding and they went for something to eat. At the restaurant he took his jacket off and he had a phone SHOULDER holster. I mean - come on!

He didn't get the job.Emoticon

Gravatar Image10 - *codernauts*.. Oh, that was fun. I wonder who's job it was to get Zoller in that spacesuit..

---* Bill

Gravatar Image11 - Hmm, I see people singing the words to the music as we dance often....

Sad world, I don't know the words to anything so Scottish Country is not going to be on the top of my list.

I think this ranks with the subliminal message of a motorcyclist crashing into a desk and trashing the PC to advertise Notes8.

I tried this on a few people. They asked me if the software really was so bad that it ruined your whole day.... Emoticon

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