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Over at the Fail blog, they published this rather horrific picture:

Anyone want to propose a caption ? And for a change, lets not go with a IBM/Lotus/Google/Microsoft-bashing theme such as 'Exchange Architect'.. And no -its not me. I have more hair.

Let me start with 'Natures way of saying "KEEP BACK"'

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Gravatar Image1 - "New security services on Heathrow terminal 5"

Gravatar Image2 - Single male just released, seeks single female...

Gravatar Image3 - "Mum, I've told you about coming into my bedroom without knocking. Now please put the camera down ..."

Gravatar Image4 - "Oh, the Klingon convention is NEXT weekend. My bad!"

Gravatar Image5 - 1. Hi, I'm Gorgon66. I like long walks on the beach and cuddling.

2. Wanna play "where's the grenade?"

3. Schnauzers, I must have more schnauzers.

4. Future Darwin Award winner.

5. My codpiece is chafing where's the baby oil.

I could go on all day.

Gravatar Image6 - They said too much masturbation would cause you to go blind and get hair on our palms. No one ever said this would happen.



Gravatar Image7 - From SWMBO:

Bill Baileys' Lovechild

Why is there nowhere to store my change..


And from me:

'Hi, IT Support, how can I help?'

Ousourcing reaches Montana...

'Victoria Secrets ? Yeah, I want to model for the male catalog?'

New CEO has a background in Sales

There's one home that you dont *want* to invade..


---* Bill

Gravatar Image8 - 1 . Stop staring at my glock

2 . How Paul Mooney sees all developers


Gravatar Image9 - Developers developers developers

Gravatar Image10 - 01. I hope no one notices the pair of WGU's (walmart geek underpants) down by the plug board on the right.

02. Glock - Check , Ammo - check, Grenades - check , trousers - Awww F**K it!

03. The new Portal Administrator summer range is modelled for us by Nigel.

04. Bertie Ahern standing down??? Thank Feck! At long last it is my turn to be Taoiseach.

05. Beckham's undie ad is crap my armament is MUCH bigger.



Gravatar Image11 - Why allowing your developers to work out of "home office" is something a good thing!

Gravatar Image12 - Slarti Blartfast, Alternative Plumber, at yer service!

Gravatar Image13 - 140 characters wasn't quite enough to allow frank to express his feelings in twitter

Gravatar Image14 - Grog is still reeling after his TV series "Cavemen" was canceled.

"Next on Wild Kingom - the hunt for Bigfoot's elusive half-brother, Fatass"

--Rock

Gravatar Image15 - Where is the Worst Practices session again?

Gravatar Image16 - Or in true LOLcat tradition...

Goin commando...

Ur doin it wrong.

Gravatar Image17 - Howdy Bill. I don't have a caption, but I have to say that you've lost a lot of hair since you were at the Brewer!

Gravatar Image18 - If you read the comments from the FAIL blog where this was originally featured, you'll see yet ANOTHER picture of this guy...

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It scares me that I think he's actually serious!

Gravatar Image19 - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the Head of Homeland Security...

Taking network security to a new level.

Gravatar Image20 - @18 - in a way that other picture is even worse: "Hey baby ..."
Aargh!
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Gravatar Image21 - Gimme back the old way of selecting mail messages with check marks... or I'll blow us all up!

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- an IBM Certified System Administrator - Websphere Portal v5.0
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