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I'm a technology consultant, focused on enterprise collaborative applications. I'm based in North-east Scotland but work all over Europe, and sometimes I present at technology conferences using a mixture of deep-technology and humour to keep the audience awake.

I'm married with one grown-up daughter of whom I'm immensely proud, and have family members covering most significant time-zones. We took 'hide and seek' seriously.

Other interests include making excuses not to go to the gym, testing the tolerance of my peers with humour, and sometimes bringing my 20-year old ZZR 600 out of the garage to terrify myself with.

I've been blogging since it was called 'Talking cr@p on the internet' and at one stage hand-rolled my own blog. Fame and fortune for this minor technological greatness is still 'in the post'.

Enjoy my little outpost on the web and take cheer that it could be worse - I could be a Silverlight consultant...

How to get in touch?

I have a mobile phone number which has been unchanged in 15 years. Most folks have that. Or you can try eMailing me - look at the domain name and take a good guess which will work. Most things will. I'm on Linked-In for the business stuff, Facebook for the personal stuff, and Skype for the face to face stuff. 

I'm a freelance consultant, and I'm engaged by enterprise or government customers. Most of the work I do I cannot speak about, so excuse my somewhat clumsy evasions. 

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Monday
Feb082010

Vista, Vista, I loathe thee. Let me count the ways...

My old blingmaster XPS laptop - a £4,500 10kg monster of a gaming laptop, is now resigned to being a Vista-based client vpn-access machine. A huge waste of a lovely machine, but there you have it. 

As usual, Microsoft update reboots the machine most nights with the pleasant 'we had to fix it, we rebooted, hope you didnt lose anything, loser' message. 

A few days ago - what appeared on the scene but Vista Service Pack 2. Nice one. Just what Vista needs - a shedload of fixes. Update away, I merrily clicked.

Ah. Now the damn machine refuses to start. I now have another wasted few hours recovering from this mess.

Is it any wonder I evangelise Macintosh? Do you wonder why I use pictures of Ballmer and Gates on my rifle shooting target ? 

Who on earth in Microsoft thinks its a good idea to release service packs that can destroy machines? What complete blithering idiot things this is *cool*. Or desireable?

Bunch of clucking funts.

N.B. I know, I know. Your sitting there wondering how a cool and froody guy like me is running Vista. Yes. Well There's another piece of distended donkey rectum product called Juniper Remote Desktop, which makes a chocolate fireguard look like a robust piece of kit. And it only supports shit operating systems (xp, Vista) and shit browsers (IE6, IE7). I'm not making this up. So I have to keep a steaming pile of turd in my office, else I don't get to work from home. 

 

Reader Comments (5)

What about running Windows 7 ultimate with XP mode? I've been using 7 for several months now - both 64 bit on my work laptop and 32 bit -starter edition on a new netbook and it's pretty solid.

February 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterchuck dean

I'm using juniper too mate - I sympathise throughly with you

February 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCoatsie

Ah - Chuck - even that would be a step forward if the XPS I have was 64 bit, or Juniper supported it. Looking forward to not having to use Juniper and/or Vista ever again. Perhaps in a few months.

---* Bill

February 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBill

VMWare on Ubuntu might be the answer? Or similar on the Mac? Snapshots are your friend when running Vista :-)

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIan Cherrill

Yes, can relate!

Vista broke completely twice, just like that!

At least MS make half decent recovery tools. We shouldn't have to be using them though.

Win7 appears to be less fragile, and unlikely to break into a million pieces.

February 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterformervistauser

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