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I'm a technology consultant, focused on enterprise collaborative applications. I'm based in North-east Scotland but work all over Europe, and sometimes I present at technology conferences using a mixture of deep-technology and humour to keep the audience awake.

I'm married with one grown-up daughter of whom I'm immensely proud, and have family members covering most significant time-zones. We took 'hide and seek' seriously.

Other interests include making excuses not to go to the gym, testing the tolerance of my peers with humour, and sometimes bringing my 20-year old ZZR 600 out of the garage to terrify myself with.

I've been blogging since it was called 'Talking cr@p on the internet' and at one stage hand-rolled my own blog. Fame and fortune for this minor technological greatness is still 'in the post'.

Enjoy my little outpost on the web and take cheer that it could be worse - I could be a Silverlight consultant...

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I'm a freelance consultant, and I'm engaged by enterprise or government customers. Most of the work I do I cannot speak about, so excuse my somewhat clumsy evasions. 

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Thursday
Feb042010

London gatwick airport

Long since designated the worst in the UK, is updating the tram between terminals. How long do you think this should take? A few weeks? A month or two, during slack season?

No. Six months. For six months, if you are foolish enough to fly from the north terminal, and use public transport to get there - a bus has been laid on.
A slow, smelly, overcrowd bus. One with a long queue.
Nice. Easyjet and virgin are unaffected.

Reader Comments (3)

I sometimes wonder why the London Tourism board hasn't either....

1) Tried to pay you to stop posting

or

2) Ordered a hit on you

February 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterChuck Dean

Bill,

Keep em coming as I love your London stories. I do a handful of trips a year - probably half and half business and pleasure. It's great when you can take your time and potter about but the red-eye flights, Heathrow, Gatwick, getting fleeced for taxis can all run up my .....

I heard the O2 3G network down there can be a bit "patchy"? Is that true?...... (Stand well back!!)

February 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterChrisC

I have travelled to London coupl of time and i have used Hummingbird Cars they are licensed private hire London Airport Taxi company. They Provide Airport Taxi Service From and To London Heathrow Airport Terminal 1,2,3,4 and 5, London Gatwick Airport, London City Airport, Stansted Airport and Luton Airport ......I have used them on quiet a few occasions and they Reliable and Affordable. They have very well maintained cars and even the driver are very good.
http://www.hummingbirdcars.com

February 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPorter

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