The Onion: Diebold Leaks results!

Its an old one, but it still makes me laugh:

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Remember, Americans, get ou there and VOTE. If your allowed to. (My Big Sister is a Registered Alien. Confusing, as she's not green or grey. And cant vote. However, having a 'I'm a registered Alien' card is a pretty cool thing to have in your wallet. Which also means she's probably one of the few people in Texas you cant blame for Bush)