Porsche. $100b Profit.

I love this. Porsche's silent takeover of VW resulted in only 5% of VW's shares actually being liquid, while short sellers committed to 12%. Har har har har har har har har har.



And so the hedge funds, the short sellers, the 'Locusts', wept down their phones as 'payback' was delivered.


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Course, now the hedgies are claiming that somehow Porsche broke rules doing this, and they're not to blame for making stupid bets they couldnt cover.


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