Aye, its grim ooop North...

GrimOopNorth.pngAye, lads and lasses, its grim ooop north. Up to two brass maggies a day! (For our American Reader, this equates to about $3.74US [at time of writing] for 8 hours work). Aye, when I were a lad, I used to live in car'tboard box, midd't road. Had to use dialup - none of this fancy broadband shite. I dont even know why your band has to be broad! Gone ar't days where a jobbing Domino consultant could earm more than a crust or two - now its a bowl of water and a good beating before bedtime. German banks enforcing contractor rate cuts, tights being belted, pointy-haired bosses actually having to work. When will 't ever end ? Ooooyae, t'is grim ooop North... Grumble, mutter, dribble...