Lotusphere: Travel from London...

Airlines are all crap. They really are. £500 for a cramped, vomit stained seat between the UK sumo wrestling team and the baby colic society, being fed mystery meat sandwiches by an ugly old crone. £1000 for premium economy, or £2k for 'business class', where you get a slightly younger stewardess who frankly doesnt give a crap.

Who's up for seeing if we can lease a Jumbo between London and Orlando, 16th and 23rd of January. 200 of us at £400 each, a cool £80,000... That should get us 20 hours of uninterrupted boozing, less hassle at border control, more baggage (booty free!) and limos at either end.

Anyone have a spare Jumbo ?