The Great Writer



There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire
to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said:



"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that
people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will
make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.