Body Self-image

I'm just viewing the Worst Practices DVD and I've came to the conclusion that my body self-image is completely wrong. I still believe (as I was at the age of 17) that I only weigh 11 stone, have a 32 inch waist and am a complete babe magnet.

Now the evidence of the DVD somehow contradicts this. Amazing. I suspect they fimed in 4:3 and put the DVD in widescreen. Which rather accentuates my manly curves. Thats obviously the cause. And of course jean designers have been cheating for years - hence my 36 inch waist jeans no longer fit me. And the weighing machine obviously lies..

I mean - I cant have possibly put on that much weight, right ? Perhaps I'd better invest some time in a gym.. Gulp...