A Blonde Moment...

Standing in the X-Ray queue at Birmingham (Engerland) Airport on Friday, earwigging the two blondes (who were being assisted by every male eyeball in the area) in the queue behind me.

"It doesnt look very big. I thought there'd be shops and stuff".

"Yeah, I need to change my money".

"There's not enough seats"...

Then I realised that they thought the X-Ray suite was the entire departure lounge. Or were being very ironic. So I turned round...

"Look, your having a bit of a blonde moment here. There *are*shops and stuff - this is just the baggage security area. Believe me, there is more".

I honestly thought they were kidding, but no. Cue embarrased silence, much blushing, and a mumbled "Thanks".

Honestly. Bloody amateurs. Shouldnt let dim blondes throught the airport without an "Unnacompanied Minors" tag and a handler..