Naa. For proper swearing, you have to visit the Viz magazines' Rogers Profanisaurus. An up-to-date litany of anything vaguely off. And hugely funny, as Britiain is the land of the dirty euphemism. So why not celebrate todays ground-breaking news by buying a really offensive NFL shirt using the Viz site, going round to Matlocks' place and telling him to f**k off ?
(Oh. Its all about swearing. Do I have to put some disclaimer about adult language ahead ? If you feel you need a disclaimer - get a life.)