The most destructive force in the Universe...

Isnt TNT, or Atomic Weapons. Its 9 teenage girls having a sleepover to celebrate my daughters 16th Birthday.

Amazing. An ambulance, a police car, 4 pizzas, 18 sausage rolls, four melons, 10 liters of carbonated tooth-rot.

We've just spent 12 hours cleaning up.

For all those of you with small children - it only gets worse as they get older...

Oh. And curses to Sony for not delivering the new Playstation Portable in time, forcing me to splash even more dosh out on perfume at my favourite shopping mall - Schipol Airport.