Sitting here in Montrose, bemoaning my location, I came across this:
The U.S. Postal Service issued a stamp honoring the one hundredth anniversary of the first flight by the Wright Brothers.
The first man in powered flight was from Ohio.
The first man ever to orbit Earth was from Ohio.
And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.
It sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio.