The "Meeting event horizon".

Where one has soo many "progress meetings" that one does not have enough time to actually work.

I wonder what one could call someone who spends their entire existence in teleconferences ? Is there a (clean!) noun that describes this condition ?

(Joke warning: I hasten to add that this meme (Ed!) is a comic extrapolation of my day, not some scurrilous dig at anyone. And the mere fact that I have to disclaim this obviousity makes me sad.)