Yesterday, missus wanted me to help her prepare and answer questions for an interview today.

So - after the "elephant stress management" program (successful), I thought a "three little piggies" memory technique would help her.

So duly prepared five little piggies for each question we thought would come up, and attached four legs to each piggie. Each piggie was a finger..

Surprisingly enough, this seemed to work (bizarrely), and she got the job! So I have the bad news to convey that my wife is now a "permie" (poor her) with all associated job, salary and pension woes.