Ohh god.

You have to check out Overhead on the Tube. Classic stuff (as usual - Coatsie's contribution):

Dress him up like Hitler. That'll show them.

No-one plays the zither like Anton Karas

Tense? Nervous headaches? Bulging veins? Probably a heart attack

Your Frenchman will eat a Croque Monsieur without flinching

Trigonomically speaking, you're an idiot


and my favourite:

I live in a creative vacuum. It's a Dyson