Oh. Amusement.

We're on a "stop-list" for telemarketers. But a few stupid ones still make it through. We rotate through three "bast*rd" cycles:

1. "We're on a stop list - your breaking the law - whats your name ? [click]"

2. "Hang on a sec - I'll just get him" - and leave the phone sitting there. Record so far - 2 mins.

3. "No we already have a kitchen. What a bl**dy stupid question! Why dont you try calling some country where kitchens *arent* standard fittings? [slam phone down]"

Its a laugh!