Some brutal comments about the reasons for visiting my site. Okay - I'll fess up - I'm the worlds worst relative at calling, keeping in touch, etc, etc. I'll change...!
And as for the scotsmen/kilt thing - well, those of you who were at Pants' wedding will have a good idea. Especially Pants' father who kept sticking his hand up it. You're not *really* supposed to assault the father of the groom, after all..