Well,

if anyone needed an excuse not to go to work tomorrow, a Jewish talking carp is good enough for me. Calling in sick and stocking up on food, methinks!

Oh - and whilst your pondering that, consider this. I have satellite ADSL. The downlink station is in germany. So my IP address is on a German internet provider. So all these "location-aware" websites think I'm in downtown Frankfurt. Ahh. No. Either that, or the Germans are taking over the internet (and hell, that would be an improvement, yes ?)